Hello World

Well, since I've got some free time and some really oddball thoughts, I figured it was time to start a blog.

The blog is kind of like a release valve, or the overflow outlet in my backyard sewer line that prevents toilet paper and tree roots from flooding my home with putrid, stinky crap. In this analogy, the part of "oddball thoughts" will be played by "putrid, stinky crap."

Thank you for your time.